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i am not stephen colbert bears

Posted by Scott on August 17, 2006

Bears are not cool. I hate bears. If there was any animal who hates freedom, it would be the bears. Have you seen grizzly man? I have. I crapped my pants. It was great freedom crap, but still…

It’s too bad that eagles can’t take over the bear population. I like eagles.

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5 Responses to “i am not stephen colbert bears”

Amanda said

August 30, 2006 at 12:04 am
I, too, crapped my pants upon seeing grizzly man. He was the most badass, scariest mother fucker ever. I also peed a little. We should start a support group for those traumatized by this evil grizzly man. Then, once we have a large enough group.. We can hunt him down.
Mobus said

August 30, 2006 at 7:59 pm
These bears are a MENACE! A most ceratainly agree. When I was attacked by the grizzly man, I had the ball to hold in the pee, but nontheless, beings that I am a real human, the crap came pouring out in Diarhea form. Colbert! I should’ve listened to you from the start! I SHALL JOIN YOUR TROUPE TO DESTROY THE GRIZZLY MAN!
kono said

September 16, 2006 at 7:36 pm
i too craped my pants and agree with amanda that he is a mother fucker
lindsay said

September 29, 2006 at 4:57 am
“i believe all god’s creatures have a soul…except bears–bears are godless killing machines!”
Chet Evans said

February 9, 2007 at 6:06 pm
I was attacked by a bear once. A grizzly. I believe it was wearing red speedos with a hammer and sickle on them. I think he was red.